Mommies vs. Daddies

Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was at daycare when she and some other kids got to discussing daddies.

Apparently they were each telling what their daddies did at home. The little girl proceeded to tell the other kids that her daddy laid on the couch, watched "ballgame", and drank Mt. Dew.

Now, in all fairness I'm not sure what the other kids said about their daddies, but I'm thinking (hoping;) it was probably along the same lines.

When the little girl was telling her daddy this at home (in her proudest voice, I might add...and while the daddy was, in fact, laying on the couch, watching "ballgame", with a Mt. Dew on the end table next to him), the mommy asked the little girl what mommies did.

The little girl quickly told her that mommies were not part of the discussion (because daddies are the best and all that jazz *insert disgusted look here*).

The little girl then went on to say that mommies work around the house while daddies lay on the couch, watch "ballgame", and drink Mt. Dew.

True story.

Straight from the mouth of a babe.

*Side Note - The little girl in the story above is not the daughter of bums (even though her mommy has been accused of receiving WIC). Her daddy is actually a pretty hard working fella...when he's at work...;)